Several days ago at work, a customer bought a printer. We had an involved interaction about what features he needed and the usual fare for getting a printer. This particular customer was a little loud and seemed to be inherently in a hurry without being rushed. Anyhow, we found an acceptable printer and he went about his way. He came back about ( Read more... )

QOTD: "Park greeters with black shoes ( Read more... )

QOTD: "I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."

Had a guest report me today. Thought he might. Such an asshole. Annual passholders think they're the shit. Here's the way an annual ticket works: ( My daily grind )

QOTD: "This [points to costume] is not a fashion statement."

All the Disney guests that came through my Disney turnstile can have a Disney day.

Ahem.

( Only strollers and wheelchairs - everyone else through the turnstiles. )